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awesomer 

A person or thing that is more awesome then anything. An emphasis on better than awesome.
Kelsey is awesomer she is such a beast with those guns.

^^^
awesomer by Paul Blart. February 2, 2009
Jove is a hilarious, glamorous, fit, enticing superior being . Although they tend to suffer with memory loss and keeping up with the norms, they always come with a positive outlook and try there best to fit in considering their disability. Despite always cramming in study and assignments the night before , they are born gifted to acheive at a high level as a straight A student. If you find a jove, keep him, cause he one of a kind (literally, no one else is called jove).
"is that Joe?"
"na bruddah its Joe with a 'V' between the 'o' and the 'e'"
"ok Jove"
Jove by Muhammad Collins May 8, 2020

Fuck Love Story 

A snapchat story where you show who made you say fuck love.

Mainly a private story
Hey add me to your Fuck Love Story I wanna know who hurt you
Fuck Love Story by Azxaesz February 24, 2020
Izzy is the worst person you’ll ever meet! She is ugly in and out and hates everyone. She isn’t nice just rude
Friend: Who are you glaring at?
Me: Izzy
Izzy by Spitting Facts 101 October 27, 2020
One who does not beleive in the existance of god. Literally "no-god" ism. a=no/not (ancient greek) and theos=god (ancient greek).

Atheists have a common reputation of not bothering to think about life and will go to hell for their ignorance. In actual fact, atheists do a hell of a lot more thinking than the religeous who blindly follow because they take fictional books far too fucking literally. While christians beleive in god, heaven, hell, sin, the devil and armageddon, atheists realise this is all bullshit and do a favour by not scaring the shit out of everyone; And not causing countless bloody wars; And not telling people that you are giving satan power by jizzing on the ground.
Christian: Look at that atheist, he will burn in hell for his ignorance. I bet he's never scared the shit out of anyone in his life.

Muslim: Yeah, tough look for him he's not getting 21 virgins when he dies like I am.

Christian: Look at how much we have in common, uniting under god, now where were we...

<start a holy war against each other>
Atheist by Idolfan September 21, 2007
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