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Urban Dictionary

Ichi Michi 

When a swarm of Jello-O craving midgets fight till the death using plastic silverware while dressed in homemade loinclothes for that last, star-shaped Jell-O Jiggler
Is Bill Cosby on strike? There seems to be an Ichi Michi going on between those midgets! HWHAT!!!!!!!

talking outta wack

Talking out of there ass; bullshit; saying some fuck shit
Something is in the air bc everyone be talking outta wack

Jobelicker 

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
Jobelicker by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008
“shmu with plans tonight”
“i’m bored shmu”
shmu by idrk what i’m doing August 23, 2017
Guy 1:you know, even jessica simpson takes a dump once a day
Guy 2: WRONG. she takes a poopy!
poopy by beewray December 16, 2008
A combination of sonny and bitchass which maintains the dominance of sonny while eliminating the anger of bitchass. Can be used in any and all situations.
Person 1: Gimme that cheesy-bread!
Person 2: I paid for that shit, sonass!
sonass by sandbuggs September 16, 2006
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