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Urban Dictionary

drugtard 

Someone who is perpetually on drugs and comes up to you on the street and is like, "...blah, blah, blah," for hours. All you try to do is get away but they keep yapping about bullshit that they make up. (I swear to you there is a drugtard at my door right now knocking and knocking away as I'm typing this). A lot of times they are your neighbors and you have to avoid them as much as possible because they will ask you for some stupid ass favor or make up some crisis because they have no jobs and nothing to do but be on drugs and addictive medication.
Most of the people who live in this apartment complex are students or drugtards. The drugtards are a pain in the ass.
drugtard by sonicturkey April 4, 2006
HAUNTED MOUND HAUNTAHOLICS
“ew no he’s a mounder”

Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

dingledonker 

(Noun) A silly or foolish person. A doofus who means well, but finds ways to screw up stuff. A naive social media poster who posts first and thinks later.
To all you dingledonkers unknowingly posting, liking and sharing potential propaganda on Facebook, stop.
dingledonker by TheBabypj November 2, 2020

Switchgirl 

On again off again girlfriend
Some people call it Switchbitch as well

Switchboy is the male equivalent
He got his Switchgirl pregnant
Switchgirl by PowerLeek June 5, 2022
Eating because you just have nothing better to do.

prounced - OAK-ITCH
I'm bored, wanna go for a oakage?
oakage by Jeff Patterson September 20, 2005
A hot milf that may be small, but should not be overlooked. She is amazing. She is smart, dedicated, and values honesty highly. This girl is upfront when confronted and could be described as blunt on occasion. She has been very blessed financially, but sometimes forgets. Find yourself a kenyana!
Person: “Fisk thinks Kenyana is a hot milf”
Person2: “Who doesn’t though?”
Person: “Good point”
Kenyana by Iskfay October 11, 2018
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