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King Leonidas

–verb (sex act) the King Leo-Ni-dUs;
A sex act performed by a male receiving oral sex from a female on the top bunk of a dual level bunk bed. The act is initiated with a quick, but not hard, strike to the back of the females head. This will cause the female to rise up and question the males motive for the contact. It is at this point that the male delivers a quick and swift kick to the females chest knocking her from the top bunk and proclaims, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!".
"No, Jenny didn't get jumped, Johnny just gave her the ol' King Leonidas last night."

"Michelle never again talked of her desire to get nailed a Persian after her boyfriend gave her a King Leonidas."

"Its good to be King."
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Falyne by Das August 16, 2004

disco flash 

when a man has sex with a woman from behind, he pulls the chain on the ceiling fan light turning the lights on and off quickly.
yo man i disco flashed that bitch last.
Something people with small dicks or tits do. A way high and drunk people get it in with randoms. What you yell multiple times when someone touches you in an abnormal way, or anyway at all; whether it's your friend, or a creepy old man. Also, can sing a song about it.
ex. 1: Joe- Tommy and Gina did it last night.

Zoey- But Tommy has a small dick..

Joe- He probably raped her.

ex. 2: *Emily grabs Jamie's shirt* Jamie *at top of lungs*: RAPE!! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!

ex. 3: *Emily grabs Jamie's shirt* Jamie: "STOP! don't touch me there! this is my private square! R-A-P-E! GET YOUR SMALL DICK OUT OF ME!"
rape by ispeaktruth11 November 26, 2010

Leon Kennedy

the hottest pixel you'll ever see in your entire life.
Me: Leon Kennedy is hot

lmao i don't know what to put here

kleckingmanpolitium 

A kleckingmanpolitium is a type of poision that turns a man into an egg. The egg will hatch after three days, and there will come a baby chicken out of the egg. After 6 hours, the chicken will turn into powder, which if you burn that powder in fire, the powder will become a man again.
Bob: "Should I poison Joe with kleckingmanpolitium in his tea?"
Chad: "Yeah, put alot, too."
Bob: "Will do."
kleckingmanpolitium by joenchad September 15, 2022

Daily.Stalin 

An account on instagram that has posted USSR leader Joseph Stalin since September 2018. Each post contains Stalin and 2-9 Memes. He once forgot Stalin in his post and everyone made sure he knew.
My friend: Man, Daily.Stalin just posted!
Me: yeah, did you know he forgot to post Stalin one time?
Daily.Stalin by Dominus Blacklace February 7, 2021