The "cheating ass patriot's" you know they cheat but you just won't admit it.

A cab in Southern Africa.

Licking lexi only stays on the tip. She is a very slobbery licker

When you reach a cataclysmic orgasm and right as you cum the force of your orgasm blows the foreskin off of your dick and hits your partner in the face with your semen acting as an adhesive and then sends your partner flying as if you gave them a d-rock

What internet daters achieve after they tie the knot.

Nuke the fridge is when you are very mad at your fridge so much so that you drop a nuclear bomb on it ( I do not recommend)