When someone is a noob at something and is also weighs a ton.

Pronounced (SOE-CRATES FACE)

An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.

"So yeah this one time I was at a game with my friends.."
"Yeah?"
"And I got some really good seats on an upgrade program."
">suppressed laughter<"
"What? Something behind me?"
"No please continue."
"Um, ok, well anyways I got to sit in like the 3rd row..."
">giggle<"
"Dude what the fuck are you laughing at?"
"Nothing nothing just keep talking."
<Looks at guy behind him> "WTF you guys are fucking gay, I'm outta here"

phobia of going underwater

Striking a guy one in his testicles. Sack whack may refer to striking the testicles in several different ways including:-
- slapping
- tapping
- punching
- kicking
- elbowing
- twisting
- pinching
- backhanding

Sack whack is also known as:-
- Sack tapping
- Nut check (often said before the sack whack occurs)
- Nut tag
- Bag tag
- Bell flicking
- Roshambo, originating from 'Mecha Streisand', one of the earliest episodes of the American animated comedy cartoon, South Park .

'Sack' refers to the scrotum.

A female who has all the traits, character quirks, and allure of being a whore, but doesn't put out.

the ability to 'bounce back', usually implying a fighting spirit