The man who single handily saved barcelona from being the most disgraceful club in the world. Hansi flick is the reason why i don’t have therapy no more and why im off medication

when someone farts in your face leaving little brown circles resembling freckles

Bamboo-hineyd (adj. / verb) · /bam-BOO-high-need/

* To be in a state of extreme physical or metaphorical discomfort caused by a situation that is stiff, awkward, or unnecessarily difficult.
* The feeling of being completely stuck in a tight spot (the hiney) with no easy way to wiggle out.
* Being so incredibly irritable or uptight that it feels as though a rigid piece of tropical grass has taken up residence in your backside

* www.bamboo-hineyd.com

Very loud, very hard (usually black) girls living in the shittest areas of London (particularly Tottenham and Wood Green). They are what most pikeys and townies aspire to be, ie. they wear only large gold jewellery, crap designer clothes off the market BUT actually are hard-as-fuck and start on people for such crimes as having got on a bus that they're on or walking down a street. They're main preoccupation is sucking their teeth (also known as kissing their teef), this indicates that something has made them feel cross, and since everything that ever happens pisses them off they do it all day long. They also start every sentence with the words: 'Oh my gosh man'.

He is acting he is a empty box

A mans leavings, after having achieved personal nirvana