angry bearded dragon

The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.

After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.

angry bearded dragon by markosjovenson August 1, 2010

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benny

this man has a monstrous gargantuan meat but he is a little bit retarded.

benny is so hot

benny by bennyyyy November 21, 2023

Furry Cup

Vagina, Muff, Cunt, Pussy

Do you drink from the furry cup?

Furry Cup by BlueOyster April 29, 2003

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potentialpizza

Potentially a pizza? I wouldn't know. Unless i open the pizza box, maybe there is a pizza or a dead pizza. Who knows.

"potentialpizza is somebody or something who may or may not be a pizza."
"oh like a schrodingers cat box"
"yeah."
"mmm sounds like a guy who would like umineko"
"sure is."
"i bet their favorite character is furudo erika"
"mine too, yes.

potentialpizza by whowouldthinebe? April 3, 2022

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ciboys

Coolest toys ever. End of discussion.

Maaaan... I want to get some Ciboys to put on my desk.

ciboys by nelso May 9, 2005

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textertainment

when someone over a phone texts you random funny stuff, and you just say lol and they text you another random funny thing, you just keep loling...(and some might not be funny, too)

joe- wow! that chick is FAT!!!!!!
you-lol
joe- why does my ass itch?
you-lol
joe- i just saw a SLUT!
you- lol
joe- ouch i just sat on a pin!
you- your textertainment isnt funny anymore...
and so on...

textertainment by mr. shitheadsezhai December 9, 2009

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Goblin

Untamable Beast

Man roy is just way to goblin!

Goblin by Roy Hoy March 29, 2010

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