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mosquito 

little minute bugs that stick their demonic straws into you and suck your blood leaving red welts that itch like hell and if you scratch them to much you make them raw and stingy.choose your poisen!itchy or raw?take your pick,though niether are pleasant
why does a mosquito have their back two legs float whenever they suck?isn't it futile for those legs to exist if they don't even use them to stand up?
mosquito by balk September 7, 2003
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Kentucky Sticky Floor

An act of masturbation where you use large amounts of super glue as lubricant and inadvertantly get yourself stuck to the floor (or wherever you're sitting).

Can involve a partner.
I think I just caught Matt Kentucky Sticky Flooring it in the bathroom.
Kentucky Sticky Floor by Tiny Osama September 20, 2018
A natcat is a beautiful girl that is funny and likes naps(:
If you see a wild natcat sleeping don't wake it
Natcat by Butch is the herbman69 January 19, 2014

Ninjette 

The woman who is the equal and true soulmate for a Ninja.
Her intellect, wit and creativity must match his exactly.
Also, the Ninjette will always support her Ninja without fail through life.
Each Ninja only has one Ninjette and will never find another. Also, no true Ninja will ever be totally happy going through life with any woman other than his Ninjette.
Question from ordinary man #1:

Wow, Ninja John seems sharper and more deadly than ever, what do you think happened?

Answer from somewhat enlightened ordinary man #2:

He found his Ninjette and is now complete.
Ninjette by The Original Ninjette October 4, 2006

Nug Life 

Being a stoner; smoking weed. Also is a restiverb; combines Tupac's THUG LIFE with Nug, meaning a bud of marijuana
You blazin' today?
Fasho, nug life.
Nug Life by nuglifee December 7, 2009

Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
Beer muffs by Spudnut October 6, 2012

mustang sally 

When you "give" it to her in a Mustang.
Mustang, you know, it's the car, it's the great one. Sally, it's the chick on top of the Mustang. It's the Mustang Sally boys.
MrTLexify, June 12, 2016
mustang sally by MrTDeadify April 10, 2019