fachang

A mouth of teeth completely messed up to the point of utter repulsiveness. Commonly includes more than one snaggle tooth and/or multiple fangs at various points of the mouth.

Bob: Dude you should go out with her.
Bill: I would, except that she has fachang.

Sue: Oh, hes cute.
Jill: Sue, no, did you see his fachang?

fachang by maineman04008 April 23, 2009

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Jewish boner

A half boner that is very skeptical of becoming a full on boner, because it doesn't know how invested the partner is.

'I knew she be playin, so I was stuck with this Jewish boner.'

Jewish boner by Deputydrool November 20, 2014

vivianna.vee

@vivianna.vee Instagram and Tiktoker girl and is so pretty

vivianna.vee yeah she’s really pretty she has pretty clothing

vivianna.vee by username674310 November 28, 2021

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Eren

Big daddy Eren who don’t give a shit about folding some bitches. Homie doing it for his Eldians. And I know you guys wanna get railed by him don’t even lie to me.

Eren, step on me.

Eren by WhoreForErenYeagar January 15, 2021

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Jedi mind trick

A method of persuasion that works as well on Earth between Star Wars Fans as it does in the greater Galactic Empire. SW fans will go against their better judgment to participate in the trick.

True Story:

Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.

Another True Story:

Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder: Move along.
Officer: Move along.

Jedi mind trick by S. W. F. June 9, 2005