Ice

ICE. United States International Immigration and Customs enforcement. Come to the land of the free expecting hospitality? I'm sorry. Just lay low and talk to local immigrants that learned the hard way, esse.

Sis, ICE ain't on your side. You dumbass coconut. (Brown on the outside, white on the inside.)

Ice by SinanaCeruleana January 22, 2026

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penis

a thing that boys have. It's a cum device, you pee with it and have it get sucked. its great

Chad:"Yo, I have a huge dick!'
Brad:"Sick, me too!."
*excessive cum sounds*
Announcer: These two fellas are using their cum device, known as the penis/dick to cum to porn

penis by attackhelicopter420 February 14, 2021

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Talk no Jutsu

The most OP jutsu in all of Naruto created by the 7th Hokage Naruto Uzumaki. This jutsu doesn't require any hand signs at all, just some depressing ass background music and a sob story that can relate to the opponents. What makes it even deadlier is that there is no counter for it and it doesn't even use up any of the user's chakra. Naruto has most notably defeated opponents such as Gaara, Nagato Uzumaki, and Obito Uchiha with this OP jutsu.

Naruto Uzumaki defeated Gaara of The Sand with the "Talk no Jutsu"

Talk no Jutsu by DuDe2DuBz February 19, 2021

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body tetris

An act of passion involving numerous Tetris shapes and positions, including but not limited to: The Greased Flagpole, The French Clown, and The Messed up Squirrel, WARNING: NOT FOR AMATEURS!

Jeffrey that was a wonderful round of Body Tetris! Thanks for suprising me with The Messed up Squirrel.

body tetris by Spandy April 26, 2005