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Devil's Band-Aid 

The Devil's Band-Aid involves fucking a person from behind, then stabbing them in the side as to create a new hole. Then pulling out and fucking the hole you made. Just before you climax you pull out and seal the wound with your semen. This creates a "band-aid" when it dries.
Sonny performed a devil's band-aid on Chelsea, who died an hour later from blood loss.
Devil's Band-Aid by Shoopless November 19, 2009

beef gristle mill 

A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.
The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.

Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?

You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
Realist nigga of them all tf
Niggas know ikeeve real asf
ikeeve by Scoscot November 22, 2021

Take this W 

Take this W is used when someone roasts, makes a good joke, says something great, or when s/he does something great.
-Lemme tell you a joke.... The U.S. Presidency 2016
-Take this W😂
Take this W by Olympic Gem July 29, 2016

dictionary.com everything after z 

the best way to pretend you’re working in class but instead you’re looking up what 40 year olds think slang is (cuss words included(
Me: hey look I found Destroy Dick December on dictionary.com
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer

Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain
Only the best my little pony, ever.
I love snuzzle, the my little pony!
Snuzzle by The Gilness October 11, 2006

Mactronica 

Electronic music made and performed specifically using an Apple Mac laptop i.e. a MacBook or any other Mac product such as an iPad or even iPhone. It is a fusion of "Mac" and "Electronica". This music can incorporate other elements - such as vocal or acoustic instrumentation. The music can be triggered, queued or created live from the Macbook or other Mac device. It is a variation of "Laptronica" which is a fusion of "Laptop" and "Electronica". The term evolved after noticing that a high percentage of electronic musicians who performed with laptops, were using MacBooks. Mac's cult status with artists, musicians and creatives loaned itself recognition as a specific subcategory of electronica.
"Vanessa Mazza will be performing her moody brand of Mactronica this evening".
Mactronica by Pinkmilkcrate January 24, 2014