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Fucktion 

The suction created in the vaginal or anal region during intercourse. This physical phenomenon will not occur with small cocks. It, in fact, takes a considerably large one (typically) to accomplish this feat. Other items can be used to accomplish this doe.
Jenny-"So, how was Paul last night?"
Laney-"He was fine."
Jenny-"Was he big enough for any fucktion?"

Laney-"Please, he wasn't nearly big enough... fortunately he has other ASSets that compensate for his small ass dick."

Jenny-"Damn, it's hard to find someone big enough for that doe"
Fucktion by dav-o April 24, 2014
OMWT = on my way to ______.
I'm OMWT school
(I'm on my way to school)
OMWT by MonoMomo August 23, 2010

Ike-Bike 

A term used to describe a very strenuous bike ride. So strenuous, in fact, that you feel that you were just beaten up by Ike Turner.
biker 1 - Dude, that trail was so intense!
biker 2 - Yeah I know, I'm so Ike-Biked right now.
Ike-Bike by DJ Viser June 9, 2009

Historical-dialectical Materialism

masculine noun Philosophy and social-scientific method developed by Marx and Engels. Historical materialism: material conditions of production (economy) are the real basis of society, and ideas, laws, politics are superstructure. Dialectical: internal contradictions of the mode of production generate transformations (thesis → antithesis → synthesis). Applied to analysis of classes, revolutions, and social evolution. It is not a conspiracy theory but an explanatory framework.
Example: "For historical-dialectical materialism, the fall of the Berlin Wall was not just ideological – it resulted from internal economic contradictions (low productivity, inefficient planning) that made the system materially unsustainable."
The Best fifa youtuber in history better than bateson 87, better gameplay than that norwegian kid, better rages than castro and more money than manny
That {youtuber} is a right {wmffre)
Wmffre by Wmffre February 10, 2021

Crustering 

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.
Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow
Crustering by Dings666 July 24, 2019
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