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Ilan a sweet, loving guy. Very faithful to his girlfriend and wants the best for her. He has a very nice smile and sexy arms. He will go out of his way for anyone and his cute hazel eyes brighten the room. Stubborn at times but you will still love him.

I love my Ilan.
Like a 3 pointer made by Ilan to win the world series for the lakers.
Ilan by ilan322 June 22, 2011
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Buttsoup 

It like sneezing out your ass, sometimes its wet and sometimes it ain't!!
Dude, what reeks? Did you just rip open a can of Buttsoup....
Buttsoup by JAUBS December 24, 2003
When I say “Ilys” it doesn't mean “I love you so” it means “I love you san” look not everything is about you. The world doesn't revolve around you. Sometimes everything is about san and thats ok. Just know that the world revolve around san and thats perfectly fine and ok!
Bella: ilys

Zoe: i love you too hyung.

Bella: i dont mean you that means that i love you san.
Ilys by Engagedtopeick June 3, 2022

Ditch witch 

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.
Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.
Future Ex Wife. Often used to describe the woman in a marriage which is clearly heading for divorce in the future. E.g.
A gold-digging female who marries a man only so she can divorce him. A marriage where the couple has nothing in common and different values. A woman who marries a man who cannot sustain a relationship. Being married to someone who is known to be toxic or caused huge divisions between friends and family, when family is very important to the man.
For example Meghan Markle is Harry’s FEW (Future Ex Wife)
That is his FEW.

Has he introduced you to his FEW yet?
We went out to dinner with him and his FEW.
(After the divorce) well we always knew she was your FEW, now she’s an ex.
FEW by Andie Sachs April 26, 2024

Basketball

A sport that has 0 talent unlike nascar
I’d rather watch drivers risk there lives than young men run around in shorts throwing a ball oh I mean basketball
Basketball by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023

Daytwona 500 

Da second-sunrise period of chaos and debauchery at da Floor-it-duh races.
It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.
Daytwona 500 by QuacksO July 31, 2021