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a boy you instantly friend zoned just cause he's chemistry is to good, he is also the king of smoooooooooooooooooooooooooothness that their isn't enough 'o's in the word to show how smooth he is.
jeffery is my bilf
bilf by mr joseph June 6, 2014

diary surfing

the art of snooping in a colleague's Outlook diary to find out work related gossip or other sensitive personal information
Despite diary surfing all morning, Joe had not uncovered any salacious gossip

John: "I see Dave has a meeting with the boss tomorrow about that client report he messed up".

Brenda: "How did you find that out?".

John: "I was doing a spot of diary surfing over lunch".
diary surfing by Dick Shonery September 30, 2014

gay male period 

don't deny it; every gay male, whether he's 100% butch, femme, or in between, gets one of these every month! if he misses a month or two, watch out-it comes back twice as hard the next time around. much like that of the female version, but more emotional. the gay male gets pissy, upset, sad, and my even shed several tears for no reason. usually lasts 3-5 days.
hal: hey bill, how ya feelin' today?

andy: omg, bill! this gay male period of mine is such a beotch! mark called me last night and i started crying for no reason...all he wanted was to ask me out on a date! today's flow is much lighter than yesterday's, though. how about you?
gay male period by Writingman25 April 21, 2008

Howboutno 

A polite way of saying, "abso-fucking-lutely not." to a dumbass idea one of your moronic friends suggest to you.
"Bro, we should totes try to wrestle that alligator over there!"

"Howboutno"
Howboutno by anonymous November 24, 2022
Zacke is like sitting on a toilet because first you enjoy it and then it is just a mess
Did you do a Zacke?
-yeah
-oh i see, sorry for asking
zacke by Whaateveer December 11, 2016

Fuck the owner day 

On July 23, all members of a discord server have the right to break every rule, and fuck with the owner, on this day the owner is completely powerless, and has to watch the fuckery being commited
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