Urban Dictionary
diary surfing
the art of snooping in a colleague's Outlook diary to find out work related gossip or other sensitive personal information
Despite diary surfing all morning, Joe had not uncovered any salacious gossip
John: "I see Dave has a meeting with the boss tomorrow about that client report he messed up".
Brenda: "How did you find that out?".
John: "I was doing a spot of diary surfing over lunch".
John: "I see Dave has a meeting with the boss tomorrow about that client report he messed up".
Brenda: "How did you find that out?".
John: "I was doing a spot of diary surfing over lunch".
diary surfing by Dick Shonery September 30, 2014
gay male period
don't deny it; every gay male, whether he's 100% butch, femme, or in between, gets one of these every month! if he misses a month or two, watch out-it comes back twice as hard the next time around. much like that of the female version, but more emotional. the gay male gets pissy, upset, sad, and my even shed several tears for no reason. usually lasts 3-5 days.
hal: hey bill, how ya feelin' today?
andy: omg, bill! this gay male period of mine is such a beotch! mark called me last night and i started crying for no reason...all he wanted was to ask me out on a date! today's flow is much lighter than yesterday's, though. how about you?
andy: omg, bill! this gay male period of mine is such a beotch! mark called me last night and i started crying for no reason...all he wanted was to ask me out on a date! today's flow is much lighter than yesterday's, though. how about you?
gay male period by Writingman25 April 21, 2008
zacke
zacke by Whaateveer December 11, 2016
Fuck the owner day
On July 23, all members of a discord server have the right to break every rule, and fuck with the owner, on this day the owner is completely powerless, and has to watch the fuckery being commited
Fuck the owner day by AssBeater90000 July 23, 2022