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Nonce

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I heard that tai jerked off to a 8 year old on video call.
He's a funking nonce.
Nonce by Bowilki April 30, 2022

Kipper Conundrum 

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A phase in a girls life where she believes that she could be a lesbian.
Lindsay Lohan is currently in a Kipper Conundrum.
Kipper Conundrum by Wildwood Days October 8, 2008

yesterbate

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Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."
Yesterbate and it went all over my walls. Yesterbate and then my dog walked in and one thing led to another.
yesterbate by Detective Mittens April 19, 2009

Awkward Bob

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A kid that wears all denim outfits, is incapable of making eye contact when talking, feels the need to greet everyone in his immediate surroundings, and can make the most comfortable of situations awkward.

can also be used as a title for someone that is an awkward, nervous, or uneasy person.
1)
Bob: Hi guys...
*no response*
Bob: Hello everyone
*silence*
Keely: ...Hi Bob
2)
Justin: Dude why does that guy keep twiddling his fingers and looking around the room when I talk to him?

Matt: I don't know bro, but he just pulled an awkward Bob.
Awkward Bob by Jigaboo Jones May 13, 2008

tired

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A seemingly more acceptable way of letting everyone know you are drunk without just coming out and saying it.
Cobi: Stay for another drink bro, its still early.
Frank: I can't I'm too "tired" (stumbles towards exit).
Cobi: Someone probably should have taken his keys, he looked exhausted.
tired by Longshank October 4, 2010

Bryan 

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Bryan is the best person that you will ever meet. He is so nice and caring. Bryan is kinda short, like really short . But he is still and kind, caring and funny person. if you find a Bryan keep him close to you he is, and always will be the best person you EVER meet.
You are the best Bryan ~lexie medina
Bryan by Lexie medina November 5, 2019
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