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Urban Dictionary

Constructive Compliment 

1: A suggestion that often is presented in an encouraging or complimenting way.
2: An idea that truly does not exist or have any meaning; a joke that people may use to describe an overly polite suggestion.
3: Something that one creates in Home Economics because one's group is doing terribly on the cooking assignment, namely one person, which you first send the cold, hard truth, then abandon it and attempt to compliment and suggest ideas at the same time.
1:
Person 1: "Hey, person. What you're doing right now is great, but I think if you did this that would make it better!"
Person 2: "Constructive criticism."
2:
Person 1: "Okay, so you're doing great and I love what you're doing right now, it looks really great and all, but maybe if you did this it would make it even better!"
Person 2: "Did you hear that? They just sugarcoated that so much."
Person 3: "Haha yeah, constructive complimenting am I right?"
Person 2: "Hahaha yep."
Constructive Compliment by Gr_y_Jay January 25, 2022

dutch mustang

The Dutch mustang is when your lady puts on wooden shoes and then bends over while you fuck her from behind. The shoes make it sound like you are a riding a horse through the streets of Amsterdam.
She sounded just like a Dutch mustang.

National send pantie pic day 

May 20th is the day for receiving pantie pictures
Her : oh wow it's may the 20th , national send pantie pic day , I have to send him a pantie pic now

Rejection 

Getting rejected is not the most painful thing that can happen to somebody.
Getting sawed in half while hanging by your feet seems more painful than rejection. Hell is an overused word to describe things that are not really that bad when you think of how a guy's day is going when a saw is slowly cutting through his intestines and colon.
Rejection by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

Purple Apple 

a love bite on the adams apple normally given against the wishes of the man getting hence the hand wrapped around his balls to stop him fighting back
i forgot it was mikes birthday today so i gave him a purple apple HA HA HA HA
Purple Apple by bebebe November 16, 2003
If you are not feeling too well; usually feeling sick and a little dizzy - then you are said to be feeling "woozly".
YOU: How are you feeling today?

ME: Not too good, I'm feeling kinda woozly =(
woozly by snoopy45 January 9, 2006
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