Urban Dictionary
Jondom
I went to the grocery store to buy more jondom’s but they only had condoms so I had to get my rabbi to Jew up the regular ones.
Jondom by Cuck Master Funk December 15, 2019
Sobwank
When one feels the pain of a recent endeavor gone awry but feels the need to masturbate furiously.
often the individual may cry out in pain but also moan with pleasure when doing the deed.
often the individual may cry out in pain but also moan with pleasure when doing the deed.
You: what are you doing in there? you've been crying for an hour... and I can hear fapping, are you having a sobwank
Me: Such sadness in my heart, but such pleasure in my genitals
Me: Such sadness in my heart, but such pleasure in my genitals
Sobwank by Chloethemoonpie March 14, 2011
Mook
Someone who acts like they are cooler or more important than they are, or think they are doing good, but are actually hurting the situation.
Basically use mook as a negative pronoun whenever you want. It has a shifting definition. Can be made more powerful by adding "-alook" to the end
Basically use mook as a negative pronoun whenever you want. It has a shifting definition. Can be made more powerful by adding "-alook" to the end
Mike Bobo is a mook for his poor offensive gameplanning
Tony is a mook for not knowing how to deal with people civilly.
Obama is a mookalook
Tony is a mook for not knowing how to deal with people civilly.
Obama is a mookalook
Mook by HelloMyNameIsMook September 27, 2010
KFC Kangaroo
KFC Kangaroo by A dumb kid November 26, 2023
cawabunga
cawabunga by Gay bingus November 14, 2020