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candy ass 

a pussy, a pansy, a bitch, a person who doesnt have the balls to do shit,

in other words being a swathi
man u candy ass bietch, u a muthafucking swathi
candy ass by ravi the poser September 14, 2006

jacked up 

(Adjective )informally used to describe something that is not quite right.
Her shirt is jacked-up.
That's jacked-up, why did you do that?
This definition is jacked-up.
jacked up by Hailey Cooley August 22, 2003
ygmlfa means : you got me looking for attention :)
boy/girl: ygmlfa

boy/girl : ill give u attention then :)
ygmlfa by ofc its me May 24, 2023

Steve Jobs 

Officially the AntiChrist. The CEO and Co-founder of a company that is pure Evil bent on taking over the world.

Hence apple in latin is very similar to the word Evil in latin.
Steve Jobs: Mac computers are soo much more compatable than PCs

Mac Comp: WTF is this program you just gave me I can't read it, nor smell it!!
Steve Jobs by ZZ1205 October 12, 2008
It's a Process: A girl who leads on every guy by telling them bull shit so it makes her seem like all that, then hooks up with them, during this process she somehow makes them absolutely fall in love with her. When the WHOLE TIME she doesn't even like them. Then finds a new guy to do this to. And another, and another, and another.
Daisy is such a Shub!
RD350YPVS - 1980's 2 stroke sportsbike, successor of the LC and mighty fine in it's day.

Now collected by strange men with a passion for rooting in oily boxes at autojumbles.
He had a 'valve, but it shat itself.
Did you see that slapper - I nearly shat myself.
YPVS by Spar Racer January 15, 2004
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