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pen merchant 

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

Kahananui 

Kahananui is a hawaiian name, and is usually a last name. If you or a relative have Kahananui as your last name, you are most likely native hawaiian.
Kahananui is native
Kahananui by Alexishevari June 17, 2020
The act of killing yourself in a videogame to get closer to your questmarker
Example:
OK lets get back to camp.
Nah its to far i'll just be deading.

how did you get here so fast?
I deaded.
Deading by Rejack search it up! November 19, 2016

gentlemen rizz 

Gentlemen rizz is being polite and respectful to the person you plan rizzing up. As well as Kind, considerate, and overall act like a gentleman. this category of rizz could be also referred as "Poetic rizz". This rizz does not apply to Gender, you could be a gentlewomen or gentle person. Gentlemen rizz will guarantee a chance with your lover.
"Malady, You look absolutely beautiful this afternoon. Would you like to catch dinner with me? My treat, dear.”

“Oooo Ok!! He got Gentlemen rizz 🤭”
gentlemen rizz by garfieldred February 3, 2023

Dale Jacobs 

An often loud and obnoxious Florida Gators fan who hates DBQs in Ms. Eason's class. Thinks that Addison Sanders is the shit. Also has an affinity for Altoids.
Addison: Dale Jacobs, how awesome am I?

Dale: So awesome, it makes me want to cry.

Touch mickey 

Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock
I'll meet you in an athlone carpark for a game of touch mickeys
Touch mickey by Big mama mar May 6, 2020
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