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Glossy Taco 

A Glossy Taco 🌮 is when Cristine tells you to put a Glossy Topcoat on nail polish. She enjoys saying Taco 🌮 because Topcoat is to long. 🌮🌮🌮
"We're gonna add a glossy taco next."
"Quick Dry Taco"
"Matte Taco" *for Ben*
A word that's actually spelt wrong because the British were so butthurt about us dumping their tea
"Mum, why does the ocean taste like tea?"
Mum by peepwhitesides August 2, 2013

Twitterlight Zone 

When a show (such as an awards show) comes on in one timezone and you are forced to relive it over and over in your Twitter timeline until it comes on in your own timezone in which case you barely even want to watch it because you already know how it ends, yet you do watch it only to give your own snarky commentary.
At the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift was interrupted by Kanye West, the Twitter universe lit up. People in the West Coast with East Coast People in their timelines were forced to see rolling tweets about what happened in their timeline for 3 hours prior to actually viewing the awards show.

@Blahchick80: "Oh hell naw, I can't believe Kanye did that sh*t to Taylor Swift!!"
@Teddybearcutie:"What did he do?"
@Blahchick80:"Ain't you watching the MTV awards?"
@Teddybearcutie:"Hell, naw, it's only 8pm here"
@Redgurl85:"If I was Taylor, I woulda kicked his ass!"
@Teddybearcutie "I gotta log off, this is the Twitterlight Zone..."

2 hours later....

@Teddybearcutie:"That Kanye is a real bastard, I would have punched him in the face if he did that to me"
@Redgurl85:"What, you're just now watching that? I swear, you West Coast people are so slooooww."
@Teddybearcutie: "STFU before I punch you in the face."

Ignorich 

A class of society in which ignorance outweighs objectivity.
Donald trump is largely supported by the Ignorich.
Ignorich by Bassline2005 May 27, 2017

September 1st 

Send a booty pic day

U have to send a booty pic to him/her.
Girl 1 - Send him/her a booty pic they’ve probably had a bad day.
Girl 2- why?
Girl 1- because it’s September 1st (national send a booty pic day)

abellaine 

a loyal, sweet, smart, beautiful girl who is always there for you. she has a great sense of humor - probably won't fail to make u laugh. she is a genius and a baddie at the same time. almost never lies. she is probably one of the coolest people you've met
Abellaine is the type of person you probably won't find often - really unique!
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