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I put my cheese in your fridge. 

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.
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Japanese War Tuba 

An as of yet untested sex act in which the perpetrator, whilst being fellated by the victim, screams "BANZAI!!!!!" and rips a deafening (preferably wet) fart directly in the face of said victim. Extra points are awarded if victim is either drunk from excessive saki or is somehow dressed as a geisha.
"I no longer have a girlfriend after our night in Tokyo ended with a Japanese War Tuba at the hotel."
Japanese War Tuba by Gjers July 10, 2006
it is where two couples have sex in the same room wearing nothing but their birthday suits
yo stephen, it's dalin want to do a tag team tonight?
tag team by shademouse August 9, 2009
Short for "as far as I understand it"
"When will the page be back?"
"AFAIUI, in 2 hours"
AFAIUI by Ivan N January 28, 2009
the most wagnalicious word in the history of wagna created by the two best wagnas on the face of the planet. it can be inserted for any random verb, noun, or adjective.
your wagna will never be as big as mine.
wagna by erica lynn June 11, 2006

Buttcracker 

Someone who goes around cracking butts and looking at them.
watch out for that girl, she's a buttcracker!
A group with cheeky youngsters who run Trondheim
Praise Arméen
Arméen by albebror January 18, 2018