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stop hitting your head on your keyboard, like seriously bro thats gross.

Paul is a good example of this. Here is an example of the regular conversation with Paul we all truly know.

This phrase is common with brain damage, skull fracturing, and also well documented stupidity.
paul: yo bro i feel like hittin my head on something

john: no please dont

paul: vhjug
vhjug by sir johnathan the 2nd April 12, 2022
Човек който стои на бюро твърде дълго, като си мисли че е военен. Използва се разговорно, например:

"Краси, ти си фатмаче братле." fatmak
Krasi, you are Fatmache bro - fatmak.
fatmak by старшината April 8, 2020

Christmas Shit

(See also: red shit: a shit that makes your butthole bleed; Green shit: speaks for itself. green shit.) A Christmas Shit is basically a combination of the Red and Green Shit. You see both red and green. The Christmas Shit also earns its name due to the fact that it often takes the shitter by surprise, as if it were a present.
I just took a Christmas shit in July and I didn't even know it was coming!
Christmas Shit by B~Schwa July 30, 2013

Sprousexual 

A tweenage girl who is obsessed with Cole Sprouse to an unhealthy and disturbing level.
Why was Clarissa crying today in the bathroom?

She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.
Sprousexual by Rubikscube? November 25, 2017
"Have a Fucking Terrible Summer." The alternative to writing HAGS (Have a Great Summer) in someone's yearbook. Can be done in jest to a friend or to someone you actually hate. In the latter case you typically wouldn't tell the person what it means.
Billy: "HAFTS... what does that mean?"
Bob: "Have a fucking terrible summer. You know I'm just joking!"

Mandy: "I wrote HAFTS in her yearbook; she has no idea what it means!"
HAFTS by kgm/s July 1, 2021

Thursday Night Shitefest 

The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.
Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.
A great guy with a pretty awesome personality but always tells it like it is. He's smart and funny. He always knows what to do in awkward situations and he's extremely confident too.
That guy is so cool. Hes an Enajite.
Enajite by Dafuq dis shit November 9, 2016
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