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nonafluent 

a word used to EVISCERATE a thot

: coined by videogamedunkey
girl:i love you i just want you to be happy
dude: nonafluent
nonafluent by disacordion August 2, 2018

ben and kenzie 

The best couple that fate has ever produced. Kenzie is the most amazing girl, and Ben is the guy that will always support her. Match made for each other. Will always overcome difficulty. They also have the best sex, and pleasure each other to no bounds.
I totally ship Ben and Kenzie, they are the cutest couple I've ever met.
ben and kenzie by NiggaBen February 9, 2015

Barstool 

slut; someone who sleeps with anyone when drunk
"Becky, don't be such a barstool"
"Did you hear that Vicky was riding Dave after she got drunk? What a barstool."
Barstool by cursor March 9, 2015

head spread 

When a person's head widens as they age. This is particularly true with males. (Alec Bakdwin, Zac Efron, Matthew Perry are a few examples)
Matthew Perry had serious head spread between season 1 and the final season of Friends.
head spread by Chainsawchelsea August 21, 2021

giganamanarous 

When one is so large they have their own weight class, your fattest friend, used as an insul towards fat people
You are so giganamanarous. That person is giganamanarous.
giganamanarous by Ietturr March 14, 2024

Twilight 

The first in a series of four books that are written horribly, are extremley repetitive in terms of adjectives and contains vampires that sparkle in the sun. About 45% of the pages in all 4 books combined are spent describing Edward Cullens 'cold, hard skin' and his "smoldering eyes". oh, and how his 'cold hard skin' *sparkles* in the sunlight. Did i mention its also extremley repetitive?

The main character is Bella Swan who is a stupid whore who depends totally on her trophy boyfriend to protect her from other vampires who want to do everyone a favour and kill her. (which is a shame they dont because shes so annoying)
Random Person: I read the first chapter of Twilight and lost approximatley 20% of my brain cells. The effects were especially noticable in todays math class
Twilight by SOME RETARD March 23, 2009
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