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sowkward 

sowkward can either be socially awkward or just so (damn) awkward ;)
he is the most sowkward (socially-awkward) person I know!
It was sowkward (so awkward) to run into her this morning!
sowkward by rhandomea June 2, 2016

Toni Jebbings 

An absolute god of the essence an irl comic relief who makes dreams comes true. Should be everyone's favorite being.
"Oh I love Toni Jebbings so much, he's a real galoop"
Toni Jebbings by Toni Jebbings August 16, 2022
Honda is a Japanese company. Though famous for the Honda automobiles, they also make recreational vehicles and androids.

The automobiles:
-First off, Honda and Acura are exactly the same. Honda is just the cheaper manufacturer. The cars mainly use 4-cylinders. Some models use 6-cylinders. These cars last long, almost as long as a Toyota.

-The most common Honda model is the Civic. The drivers of a Civic range from young women to rich white kids to the economically concerned. Mainy teenagers will say that the Civic is a fast car. This, however, is not true. A standard Civic will have a horsepower rating between 117 to 140. If the customer is willing to spend more, they can buy another model known as the Civic Si, which has an available 197hp. The key to their speed is their weight. Also, the Civic has the most available aftermarket parts. Some of these parts can help to exceed the 40 MPG on a stock Civic. In short: The Civic is a good economic car, but is really nothing more than that.

-The Accord is an economic sedan, available with a 4-cylinder and a 6-cylinder. Getting up to 35 MPG and up to 240hp, this car is pretty good, though not the best one out there in its class. Available in 2-door and 4-door.

The automobiles section was about the common Honda vehicles. There will be no section for the S2000, Prelude, Ridgeline, etc.

The Recreational Vehicles: Honda make decent ATVs, dirt bikes, motorcycles, and various others. Like their cars, they are relatively cheap and reliable. It would be in one's best interest to find another manufacturer.

The Robot: The robot, known as ASIMO, is very well done. It is the future of large businesses. ASIMO can play soccer, greet people, and one day will be able to help with household tasks. ASIMO is already being used in museums and offices around Japan. ASIMO has been in development for over 20 years.

All in all, Honda is a decent company. Their cars are not so great compared to, say, Mazda or Nissan, but if you plan on getting your child a car, Honda would be a good deal to take on, for their cars are cheap and reliable.
Person A: Dude, my Honda Civic can beat your car!
Person B: Right...does your car really have an AEM exhaust?
Person A: No, but it'll still beat you!
Person B: Then why is that sticker there?
Person A: Because my car is cooler than yours!
Person B: So let me get this straight, you're saying that your Civic can beat my VW Jetta GLI?
Person A: Ye...YEAH!
Person B: Okay, well come back to me when you learn a lil' bit more on cars.
Honda by Squeegee September 16, 2008
Zayiel is a cute kid with such a big heart. He's honest and trustworthy. He brings could smiles to make a good day. Zayiel is a sensitive one. He loves his mom and dad and especially his sister. He's a smart kid that always has good grades in school and he's the special kid that everyone would want to be friends with. He's generous with a kind heart and loves everyone.
Oh he's such a Zayiel.
zayiel by Elise P. Harrison February 2, 2018

whore bath 

damn, that's wrong,

A whore bath is when, instead of taking a bath or shower, you spray yourself down with cologne or perfume'
#1: Man, I ain't gonna take a shower today.

#2: But you'll smell like shit.

#1:I got cologne', I'l take a whore bath.

#2: wow, what a concept
whore bath by J-nizzle March 15, 2004
The one friend in your circle of friends whos amazing at Rocket League and can take on a whole team by himself
I was playing Rocket League last night with the squad till we got matched up with some guy who pulled a jerry so I got pissed off so I threw my Xbox controller across the room and went to bed.
Jerry by Kiss my Asthm4 May 7, 2018
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