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A DNA testing company that claims they can figure out your ancestry by performing research on your saliva. In a way, though, it has actually caused more harm than good, because people mainly use it to feel more cool about themselves. It's also mainly used by white people who want to see if they're part non european, so they can show all of their friends how cool and diverse they are. In reality, though, their friends just think they're libtards who can't come to terms with the fact that they're just white. And black people usually laugh their asses off (in private) when their white friends show them their results that have extremely low percentages of African, yet still act excited about it.
White friend: look, dude, on 23andme it says I'm 2% african. I guess that means I can now say the n word, get into college easier, and I can also be sad because now I know my ancestors were actually slaves.
Black friend: Shut up cracker.
23andme by Obama9999 January 22, 2020

luhkel/Turran 

Luhkel/Turran is a HANDSOME young man that will love u. He has a very BEAUTIFUL voice u can listen to it every day and never get tired of him. His smile is a blessing With his perfect teeth that he has😭😩
Vonkeshia: you seen that new boy he has a fine smile and his teeth straight

Me: ya He must be a. Luhkel/Turran
luhkel/Turran by ~SHAIN January 23, 2019
A darling friend who shall never be replaced, an amazing listener who will always offer advice when needed, long flowing golden hair with sparkling eyes and a body to die for, a kind hearted woman and a remarkable companion, also looks amazing in justice league photos
Oh wow you look so beautiful! So much like "Katie"
Katie by Rhi2015 March 31, 2015

cliterize 

When your boyfriend won't leave your clit alone, he is trying to cliterize you.. if he succeeds, you have undergone cliterization
Mate I cliterized my girl last night
cliterize by Hsbis wpq September 17, 2017

alcoholzimers 

Memory loss after drinking too much the night before.
I don’t remember mailing out with the girl at the bar last night... Damn alcoholzimers.
alcoholzimers by MToddL October 27, 2019

no room to swing a cat 

How do you expect all four of us to stay in that room? There's no room to swing a cat in there.
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