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football 

the sport of American (or Gridiron) football is called so because we wanted a sport that was european football and rugby combined. the first version of american football had the punter kick it and players going down feild to catch the ball (pretty much feet passing, then it was switched to the passing seen today). and it was originally callled "American Football" which is why the first professional american football league was called the "American Football League"(which later merged with the NFL). it was called "american" because it is our version of your game. Pretty soon, we dropped the word "american" out of it and it became "football" so all of this is just a big misunderstanding! lol ---- from a guy who likes both american and european football

also, both sports are VERY physical, and I"ve never played rugby (i have watched though, and it's pretty cool) but getting tackled in football HURTS!!!! the pads don't do much when there's a 6'6" guy with 275 pounds of muscle trying to rip your head off!
all I'm trying to say is yes, we copied your name, but on ACCIDENT! just remember that it's just a misunderstanding.... I'm sorry for all of these ignorant assholes making the rest of us american football fans look like,.......well,.......ignorant assholes.
Greatest Of ALL Time.
GOAT by QUEEEEN AMY September 24, 2018

Poop in and out 

The act in which two participants sit on all fours, butt-to-butt and the first, "penetrating" partner poops into the second, "receiving" partner's anus, the second partner then returns the poop to the first in the same fashion and this is repeated again and again and again...
Dude, you wanna go upstairs and poop in and out?

No way man, we'd have to put plastic down and everything, let's do it outside.

Okay, I know the perfect place...
Poop in and out by In and out June 7, 2009
a freak who's into rock music and likes to sleep alot.
veggeto by Anonymous July 23, 2003

PaddyTrap 

A workplace situation where a troglodyte troll hybrid from the bowels of hell is placed in charge to maximize a catastrophic reduction in employee morale while influencing mass exodus and an overall desire for an early death rather than continued employment.
The new boss is completely incompetent and I believe this is a PaddyTrap.
PaddyTrap by GoodThing January 25, 2022
The white boy version of hanging out with your buddies - bromance.
"Hey, dude. Let's bro out tonight. Grab some beer and play Frisbee".
bro out by Mrknowitall3 April 16, 2017
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