an extremely obsessive science teacher of some sorts, usually a biology teacher. Tends to live with his mother. Keeps bodies locked up under the trapdoor in his school classroom.
Men that look and act like fags.
Characteristics of a metrosexual include, wearing tight clothers, thong sandals in public, and have highlights in their hair.
Stores of preference of the Metrosexual:
Hollister Co.
Abercrombie and Fitch
American Eagle
Banana Republic
A:"Whats up with that fag with the sandals on?"
B:"Probably bought them at Hollister, little metrosexual fag."
A:"hey you wanna go see what they have in Abercrombie?"
B:"Fuck no, man, that stores metrosexual.."
1. A member of a nomadic tribe which inhabited Europe at the time of the fall of the Roman Empire.
2. US vernacular for a faux-punky individual who takes pride in their image ad nauseam and thinks everyone else should have a similar image. Often they have large numbers of friends who look and think just the same and piss on those who are not in their group. They get their clothes from places which sell rubbish at huge prices. Therefore I firmly believe they can be dispensed with, for their image-over-substance led lifestyle is inimical to society.