An entity that will call you and make you pick up the phone, baby. Yeaaaah. He knows you are home, baby. Yeaaah. He’s a block of cheese that turns into a block of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 by night. Good riddance, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob. If 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob calls you, don’t pick up the phone, baby.

A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.

more intense than just using the plain word “crap” craplage is only used in situations of extreme shock. (pronounced crap- ledge)

The most powerful of all human emotions, shadowing that even of hate (the 2nd). Pretty much anything that's any good whatsoever came from someone who just had nothing better to do at the time.

Also, boredom is one of the three reasons people do anything. boredom, stupidity, and because one can.

She just tryna fuck lol

Used in similar circumstances as dumbass or dipshit. Fuckwit is reserved for someone who is so bafflingly stupid that the other two words just don't do the job.