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Urban Dictionary

'Ello gov'na 

A British greeting originated in the southernmost parts of the United Kingdom, most commonly associated with Cockney speakers. It may be interpreted as a lowbrow way of saying "Good day to you." or simply "Hello, sir/miss." and it is thus often used by non-British speakers of English to create a comical effect of sorts, or just to make fun of that specific dialect.
Hello there, Nigel! Smashing to see you, old boy!
'Ello gov'na!
'Ello gov'na by Moshmellow June 19, 2010

get a bag 

To Get a bag, Fill it with dicks, and eat them. A derivative of the term "Eat A Dick", but to be meant to "Eat a Bag" full of them.
Hey bro, you know that douche bag down at the corner mart?

Yeah dude, that guy needs to get a bag!
get a bag by Justifiablemeans October 7, 2015

Gaeltacht 

Where a bunch of horny teenagers go to 'learn irish' but what they really do is kiss everyone in sight because theyre so bored
God, this place is like the gaeltacht!
Gaeltacht by Spudlover June 21, 2003

Todgertingle 

A todgertingle is the feeling you get in the end of your cock when you have a brief encounter with a pretty and sexy lady and you get a warm tingling sensation in the end of your penis,its you dicks way of telling you it wants to get inside her warm clunge.
Hey tom i just met this really sexy chick who was serving me in a shop she gave me a proper todgertingle ,my dick is still yearning for her hole now !
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Gonna Cry 

When you know someones gonna cry, so you insult them and then say 'gonna cry'. They then cry to the teachers.
Matt Keegan shouted Gonna Cry at Tom Quinn when Tom Poole and Will Holloway par'd him down!!
Gonna Cry by Gonna Cry September 17, 2012

This lock polshit

Guy1: look at this funny harambe meme.

Guy2: this lock polshit
This lock polshit by Harambememesrfun December 11, 2016
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