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YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!

An exclamation made by a person who does not follow or comprehend an explanation made by someone else. Usually by stupidity or plain ignorance.
Smart Guy: "Hey, I was wondering if you would like to join the Chess Club with me, it will be fun. What do you say about it?"

Shirtless Guy: "YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!"

black balls

even worse than its better-known cousin, blue balls. this pain can only be compared to that of being pulled inside-out through your butthole.
i heard that phillip got black balls by shirley
black balls by ian the d April 14, 2004

the stevebucky bible 

Also know as the stevebucky holy grail, this phrase commonly refers to the iconic fan fiction series "Not Easily Conquered" or "NEC" by dropdeaddream and WhatAreFears on AO3, focusing on the pairing of Steve Rogers (Captain America) and Bucky Barnes (The Winter Soldier) from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The 3 installments (A Long Winter, The Thirteen Letters, Not Easily Conquered) cover an alternate timeline for the characters where Bucky had written love letters to Steve, and has become well known in the fandom for its beautiful prose, gathering its own sub-fandom.
Person A: I've never read NEC.
Person B: How could you not? It's the stevebucky bible!

Person A: 'I know when to walk away from a fight and trying my damnedest not to need him was a losing battle.'
Person B: Where's that from?
Person A: 'So how long have I loved you for? womb to tomb, sweetheart. since before I was even here at all.'
Person B: Oh, of course!!! The stevebucky bible!
someone (most likely from india because logic) who either "gives away" stuff "for free" or asks for stuff in exchange for nothing.
scammer: hello, this is (insert name) from (insert company), you have been selected to win a prize.
victim: mmmm no.
scammer: what do you mean, i actually work at (insert company).
victim: lol no this is a scam
scammer: (insert an entire minute of cussing out victim)
victim: have a good day, sweetheart. (hangs up)
scam by hi, i'm pansexual June 17, 2021

nihlosexual 

One who has no discernable sexual preference whatsoever. Generally, nihlosexuals are virgins, have not masturbated or will not reveal it, and show no sexual or romantic interest in any human of any sex, animal, plant, or mineral.
"I think Jeff's gay." "No dude, he's just a nihlosexual. He just doesn't care."
nihlosexual by Weiler November 20, 2004

DaruneHasFallen 

Some guy who likes his milk jug and a jar of peanut butter, funny as fuck and gay as hell (closeted) he likes bunnies for some reason and stuff like that, he's kinda cute too
DaruneHasFallen is a pedophile
DaruneHasFallen by LimeIsHere January 22, 2022
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