Obnoxiously loud "notice me" footwear worn mostly by obnoxious women of northeast U.S.,possibly originated from DPs or European immigrants,usually worn on "special occasions". Similar to horse shoes.
I hear them marching up the street in their big kloppy shoes.
(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.
Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.
taxman: when oneperson has little hygienic knowledge and or hygienic standards , usually not wiping their arsehole after having a shit leading to a chocolate gelato .
gaz:wew she’s a pua scruff tezza:what dya meanpal gaz:she’s a pua taxman and that