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aquatikz 

Funny man who own fire gun in minecraft server
aquatikz
aquatikz by The wuwwuwuwu March 8, 2021

Daddies ghost

When your father takes his penis and cums in your eyes making you unable to see
John = ohh I gave my daughter some of my daddies ghost
Daddies ghost by Whenudaddybeatsu October 24, 2019

Turdouple 

1. Turd and Turdette individuals come together to form a coupling in the utmost fashion.
2. Turd has won the undying love from Turdette and is able to manipulate every possible situation.
3. Turd takes advantage of Turdette by making Turdette pay for everything from food, clothing, & shelter.
4. Turdette willingly without questioning, drive Turd everywhere including picking up Turd’s Turdling a hundred miles away.
5. Turdette has become the stepmother for Turd’s Turdlings.
Turdouple situation:

Turd: Hey, I will pay for the pool tonight since it’s my girlfriend’s (Turdette) birthday today.

*Turd goes to restroom*

Turdette: I can’t believe he did that. I’ll have to pay him back later and take him to his favorite restaurant BJ’s and give him a happy ending.

*Her former friends stare at one another and walk out the door from Turdette*
Turdouple by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

Spicing your meat 

When you or your significant other use sriracha or another hot sauce as lubricant before performing oral sex
Jim: You look happy Jerry, had a good night yesterday? were you Spicing your meat?
Jerry: Yeah man I got my meat spiced so hard by Missus.
Jim: I remember the first time Missus spiced my meat, Boy oh boy was it an experience.
Spicing your meat by Meat Lover 69 August 28, 2019

Crack-Addict 

Someone that is addicted to the sounds of cracking knuckles, backs,and necks associated with a chiropractor.
The Chiropractor said crack-addicts are going to love me
Crack-Addict by Ramming the Rod October 17, 2018
The most amazing and down to earth girl. She has dark brown hair. Her smile lights up the whole town. She's the girl that if you talk to her she will make your day by just seen her name pop up on her phone. She has a body of a model and she looks like a princess. She had a big booty and big boobs. So if you have a friend named Anzlee your lucky. Don't let her go keep her because she will stay by your side and always help you if you need help. She always has her little ways to putting people in a good mood she's a caring and loving person
Perfect? You mean Anzlee
anzlee by Anonymous1058726 October 19, 2013
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