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Mediochrist 

Someone who was/is born on Christmas day or within five days of Christmas. Relatives and friends have to decide whether to get them Christmas OR Birthday presents, but quite often end up getting neither. The word is a contraction from mediocre Christ, since the mediochrist is usually submerged and forgotten about by the Christmas hype.
Three days till Christmas and ive done all my shopping!

Dude, its Zanzibar's birthday tommorow.

Oh who cares about that mediochrist, lets just say we got caught up in the Christmas hype.
Mediochrist by BitchGotTheJitters December 23, 2009
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no stranger to the biscuit tin 

a fat wap

cant stop eating

lots of chins
your moms so fat when she wheres a yellow rain coat people run behind her shouting TAXI!

Vegetarian 

The worst lifestyle anyone could possibly choose.

They typically go by the term "asshole" because of the shitty "too good for you" attitude they carry around in that tiny dick.

Being vegetarian causes ones dick to commonly shrink, being unattractive. Vegetarian females tend to have a bushy pussy also very unattractive and causes their breasts and ass to flatten.
Zoe: umm is there a vegetarian option?
Meat eaters: suck it up it's just a cow
Zoe: meat is murder!
Meat eaters: stfu bitch, nobody loves you
Vegetarian by Load.... November 8, 2019
The fast and furious little girl that likes to murder her enemies

Also is good friends with Starecrown the master of staring contests

She murders Devilcrown Starecrown's evil copy

She likes the babies and they use guns without nobody knowing
Katrina got the gunz lol
Katrina by Retsuki_lul October 30, 2021
slang for coke, used commonly by dealers. some fuckers think they're cool cause they use the word yayo instead of coke...but they aren't
don't listen to becky she's been shortin the lines of the sweet sweet yayo
yayo by my word is law June 1, 2006

rainborn 

1. A hybrid between a rainbow and a unicorn
2. Being born while it's raining
1. I was in the forest and saw a rainborn walking by.
2. My parents told me I was rainborn
rainborn by peterfrankpanman June 13, 2010

poodlefict 

I am poodlefict.
poodlefict by taco2.0 February 7, 2023
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