On July 4th, two girls went party hopping because they couldn't decide which party to go to.

Dave and Carlos are hanging out on a warm summer's night. David turns to Carlos and whispers seductively into Carlos' nervous ear, "May I smoke some of your weed, my good ol' friend". Carlos turning away in anger thought to himself, "Fuck I have a dank debt to him. He let me smoke all of his dad's weed". Carlos turns back to Dave and says reluctantly, "I guess you can have some". With a look of shame, Carlos handed him his dank and a tear almost fell out of his eyes. Almost because Mary Jane dried his eyes out.

'This is the third time they've played 'In for the kill' tonight!'

'Yeah, they love their baitstep.'

In Frank's haste to take a crap at the Mexican restaurant, he discovered his stall was completely out of toilet paper, thus leaving him in an awkward shituation.

He's like a Maxy to me

example 1:

A: what did the ghost say to scare the man?
B: what?
A: bouhb

example 2:

“can you shift to the right a bit please? your bouhb is pressed against my arm”