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Pasanfucker 

Person one: OH DADDY FUCK ME FUCK ME OH YA OH OH OH!!! IM CUMMING NIGGER NIGGER BITCHFUCKER FUCK NIGGER HORSE PORN FUCK ME AND MY CHILD HORSEFUCKERCHILDFUCK I AM A PASANFUCKER FUCKME PASAN OH YEAH YEAH!!!!!

Person two: Ma'am, this is a Wendy's
Pasanfucker by SyonoyS October 19, 2022

AnalFace 

Oh mate look at his girlfriend she’s an analface
AnalFace by Hellomate May 3, 2018

Maddison 

Maddison, (Madison, Maddy, Maddie)
Most likely a white girl with brown eyes. Probably wishes she had hair the length of a giraffe's neck, a flat stomach & a fat ass. Doesn't matter if she has a mint personality & can crack some sick jokes, you'll never know cause she avoids human contact.

Maddison deals with her problems by avoiding them completely and/or alcohol
Maddison's idea of fun is a handful of MDMA & going on insane adventures but not without a handful of MDMA
Maddison is fucking insane
Who the fuck's Maddison?
That Maddison chick is fit but shes always on MDMA

Dinky and moofy 

A dinky and a moofy are true twin flames.

They were meant to be together in this life and every life. They are loving, funny as hell, and really good kissers.
I wish I could kiss like dinky and moofy
Dinky and moofy by Moofus dinkius December 26, 2022
(adj)-where one good thing is offset by a poor thing

(n.) - a state of being niether good or poor in emotion
Man 1: How was your blind date?
Man 2. Dog, she was goor! She had good tits but a poor ass.

Woman 1: How do you feel about the statistics class?
Woman 2: Goor. For every good score on a homework assignment, I get a poor test grade. I don't know how to feel.
The most beautiful girl who has a sense of humour. Big honkers, talented and smart. She may be self conscious but she can’t help it. Cute and open She’s very social and will make everyone enjoy the conversation with her.
Oh hey who’s that?

Oh that’s Ailey she’s great
Ailey by Bobandvageen December 13, 2019

Crap Eyewear

Epic 80's influenced sunglass company founded in La Jolla, CA. Rocking radical designs and radical colors throughout southern California. Wild frames and even wilder colors make these shades the coolest around.
"Yo where did you get those glasses?
Oh Peter and Nick crapped on my face"

"Dude those are sweet Craps
Ya Crap Eyewear is fuckin rad"

"Stay shaded when yer faded!"
Crap Eyewear by CrapOnUrFace November 26, 2007
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