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Fastest growing army on the internet 

Greg. Clearly the best army to be conceived. Brilliantly named for a strong army. Logang and Jake paulers shake when they hear this name. Greg has recently made an alliance with the little stinkers. The genius leader Danny also insists you not to look up the fastest growing army on the internet.
Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet, don’t look that up.
Former D1 toe runner characterized by his unstoppable kick, phenomal rolling skills, huge calves, great biking skills, water-less showers, and always questioning, "SUP?"
Dude, did you see that kid's kick? Yeah man, that was Petti with the huge calves!
Petti by Spunkymo July 19, 2018

Slutstruction 

A common ground between "Slut" and "Destruction".

Used to describe a group of girls who tend to destroy with their slut ways.
Boy 1: Why are those girls all over each other? And Dancing?

Boy 2: Uh-oh, looks like a flock of slutstruction... we better get out of here fast.
Slutstruction by L.E. Sluts April 25, 2012

get the marbles out 

When you cum inside a girl and think about possible solutions. Getting the marbles out , refers to causing an accident to kill the unborn baby by putting marbles on the stairs or floor ( having an abortion).

PLEASE NOTE - Men do not actually put marbles on the stairs to kill babies
Joe- I came inside Lisa last night......
Sean- What you going to do?
Joe- I'm going to get the marbles out....

Woman - I told you not to cum inside me , what we going to do?
Man- Don't worry I will just get the marbles out....
get the marbles out by Jon b December 8, 2016

The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

non truth 

A liar πŸ’€
He said β€œ it’s a non truth not a lie β€œ
non truth by Ana0101 November 15, 2017
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