Urban Dictionary
Mombuy
A desired item at a store; however, you don't buy it with your own money because you know it's something your mom would buy it for you.
Mombuy by Plastic Pig 1 March 14, 2014
yalking
Creamy fiesta
When you ejaculatewith you man part down the female partners throatand she throws up on your man part.
Creamy fiesta by Salvaje gorila April 19, 2020
swooping
In a tragic swooping incident, Michael Phelps won the gold but lost his dignity;
bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping;
Sorry I swooped in your pool;
I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.
bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping;
Sorry I swooped in your pool;
I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.
swooping by SwoopDoggyDog August 7, 2013
Sand
A very small piece of rock that multiplies when you look at it. If you go anywhere near it, it will overcome you and you will never be able to get it out of anywhere.
"We were only there for a few minutes, how did it get into our ears?"
"Honey, don't look now, but there's something right behind you..."
"Oh no, is that?"
"NO! NO! GOD NO GET IT OFF OF ME!"
"AUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHMGHMMGFFFMFGHMFGH"
"MMMPH"
Legend says, our beach is haunted. No one who's gone in has ever gone out. My grandma and grandpop went one day, and they were never seen again. Our whole family has stayed away from it, but since we own it there has to be routine inspections. I just hope the legend isn't real, because there's an inspection coming up.
Tonight was a good night for chai. It's my favorite drink, and it helps me calm down before bed. Hopefully I won't have a nightmare tonight, because it's my first day of school tomorrow. They always give us so much work on the first day, so I need to get a good night's rest. I finish my chai and flop into bed, exhausted from school preparations. I grab my phone to see if any of my friends have responded about Friday night. I turn it on, only to be left disappointed. No one has responded.
If you guys like this I'll do a part two for sand!
"Honey, don't look now, but there's something right behind you..."
"Oh no, is that?"
"NO! NO! GOD NO GET IT OFF OF ME!"
"AUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHMGHMMGFFFMFGHMFGH"
"MMMPH"
Legend says, our beach is haunted. No one who's gone in has ever gone out. My grandma and grandpop went one day, and they were never seen again. Our whole family has stayed away from it, but since we own it there has to be routine inspections. I just hope the legend isn't real, because there's an inspection coming up.
Tonight was a good night for chai. It's my favorite drink, and it helps me calm down before bed. Hopefully I won't have a nightmare tonight, because it's my first day of school tomorrow. They always give us so much work on the first day, so I need to get a good night's rest. I finish my chai and flop into bed, exhausted from school preparations. I grab my phone to see if any of my friends have responded about Friday night. I turn it on, only to be left disappointed. No one has responded.
If you guys like this I'll do a part two for sand!
Sand by The queen of England 💀 September 8, 2023
sahnam
She’s perfect, all you would want in a girl. She gets flustered easily, but only with the right words, By one special person that means so much to her. She’s clingy but the good type. She has anger issues but it’s the best part about her.