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Martina is a meany, but she'll have a character development. Shes tall. Shes very social but talking infront of 10 people scares her. Shes very sweet i suppose... she doesn't like being sad. But world is just like ... (world: oh yeah give her alot of problems.. make her sad.) She has certain goals. She treasures her life very much. She likes shopping. But Martina is literally just super tough and swag.
Martina by potatoescreeptatoes November 21, 2021

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia
Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.
The nesc rips up the skateboarding scene all across America
nesc by Coach VIC November 24, 2021

Rumbletard 

The act of acting like an idiot (retard) during a thunderstorm for the pure enjoyment of looking stupid.
Ricky Dicky- " I'm gonna go rumbletard outside"
Rumbletard by Jukie Dookie April 22, 2011
The three orifices in a woman that can generally accept a penis.
Mark, Bill and I triholed Debby last night. Afterwards Mark and Bill double felched her, but I've got standards.
trihole by tri-holed August 31, 2010

Meta Cuck 

A combination of being a cuck in a meta way. Also Mark Zuckerberg's new nick name after rebranding Facebook to Meta.
Don't be a meta cuck.
Meta Cuck by bostongrun October 29, 2021

Assless House 

Set in Tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. The protagonists are 3 morally uptight Afghans. They are innocently watching Tv when the sex crazed Gardai police raid the apartment they share. The Gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. When faced with such tyranny, the three Afghans decided to submit themselves to the Gardai's will as the peace loving Muslims don't want to be deported. What ufolds next is a film of sexual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, anal insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. After this cumfest ends the 3 ,now limp, Muslims leave with a new respect for the law.....and gay sex.
Garda: You will respect my authority....in Assless House

Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!
Assless House by Ishmael Sugrue March 6, 2008
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