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Urban Dictionary

Curvy means that you are fat. You are in denial of your fatness, and you don't wanna admit it. So you go about calling yourself curvy. It is also used to describe someone you wanna call fat, but don't wanna seem like a total bitch about it. It can also mean you have boobs and an ass, but who even uses that term of the word anymore! Seriously you guys...
Kaity, a three hundred pound, ugly girl with red cheeks, ugly red hair that is very curly and frizzy, and is very short comes up to you.

You: Geez, I think you need to go on Weight Watchers.

Kaity: No, I'm just curvy. You're soooo jealous of my boobs and ass.. Guys always check me out. It makes me uncomfortable.

You: No, they're just staring at your flab.Not your 'assets'.

Kaity: No. Stop being so jealous. Hater.

You: I only weigh 120 pounds and I'm tall... you are obese and ugly. I own you, bitch. Later.

labraphobia 

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.
My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

COVID virginity 

Losing your COVID virginty after 14 months of no hookups.
"Oh damn bro, I lost my COVID virginity last night. I hooked with this fiiiine ass broad with big tits and a tight p****! HOOOOOWEEEEE!!!!"
COVID virginity by zodeep April 9, 2021

street ball 

basketball not played in a real court but outside with no refs and less fouls
street ball by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Glossy Taco 

Another way of saying glossy top coat created by simply Naillogical on youtube as a jock
Now add that glossy taco.
Glossy Taco by RedHeartGold April 18, 2018

Ninja Library 

The quietest place on earth.
I'm really surprised at how things are at the Ninja Library, very quiet !
Ninja Library by izcool May 10, 2008
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