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slutress 

A seemingly classy woman who galavants around the local watering holes in search of recognition. An established or career woman, usually mature and divorced. A closet whore.
"Hey, did you see Jay's mom at the bar last night?"

"Yea, she was hanging all over the dads in the place, it was a mess"
"Apparently you can still get laid no matter how old you are cause you played football when you were in high school."

"True. What a Slutress."
"I wish I played football in highschool."
slutress by dotoking November 26, 2010
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Dumdemon 

To try to be cruel and come up with ridiculous ideas
"He is a dumdemon when it comes to insulting jacki"
Dumdemon by Stupid idiot 4 April 12, 2009
She is a princess, she’s very sexy and pretty always smiling, a woman of her own, she’s so independent and very humble, caring, responsible and loving person, if you meet her you will be forever lucky because of the kind heart she got.
Nyamuch she’s very sexy , pretty and always happy, you better respect her
Nyamuch by anonymous November 23, 2021
Arbella is an enthusiastic, pretty, and kind girl. Everybody goes crazy for an Arbella. She attracts many people by her amazing personality and outstanding looks. She seems to bring joy to anyone who is having a bad day and is always there to listen to her friends problems.
Jacob: “Have you seen Arbella?”

Chris: “Yah bro she’s so hot!”
Arbella by YoboiJacob October 18, 2019
THE sexiest humans inhabiting the earth to this day. As long as you look good and use a fucking treadmill once in a while, you'll look almost as good as one, but you'll never be one.
Guy 1: So I be hittin up this sexy Italian down the street.
Guy 2: I bet she's pretty high maintenance.
Guy 1: Yeah, but so am I.
Guy 1 +2: Chyea!
Italian by Mike "The Situation December 13, 2010
It has its own symbol, its own evangelists, its own fundraisers and weekly gatherings, and theres no logical way to prove a God doesn't exist but they believe it strongly.
Atheism: God can't exist.
Somewhat religious dude: Alright, prove it.
Atheism: Evolution.
Somewhat Religious Dude: That just contradicts the bible, not the possibility of a God.
Atheism by ArcadiumXIII September 28, 2007

Bazinga! 

An expression meaning the same as "in your face", or "haha, im right".