A magestic beast only known to humans as hugerainbow vomiting creatures that have an orca whale head, lion body, tiger feet and to top it of, a polar bear tail.
Christian: I might drive myself there tonight as I need to drop something round Beccas. Work stuff, nothing dodgy!
Christian: By work stuff of course I mean MY ENORMAZING DONG!! OH YEAH!!
The reason they say its unlucky is because in the middle ages there were theese ''templars'' which were bad for some countries good for most. the templars died a friday wich happened to be the 13th.
Swedish Frank: OMG its ''friday the 13th'' today!!!
Belgian Bob: ahh, who cares those templars died ages ago!