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An italian expression that resembles "sempre" and has the same meaning: "always". It is often used in sarcastic conversations.
Leo: "I can't come this evening"
Tom: "Your mom is a milf"
Leo: "Sembre!"
Sembre by No.loso_ April 10, 2023

George Bush Syndrome 

George Bush Syndrome, also called GBS, an af flik tion for when you can't speak good and make up words and stuff
"I think ? tide turning ? see, as I remember ? I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of ? it's easy to see a tide turn ? did I say those words?" ?George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006, that's a George Bush Syndrome

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. " ?George W. Bush, on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

Southern Wells 

A shit hole school, buried in between cornfields on the corner of 900 south and 300 west. This dump has a Poneto address and you will never hear about this school until one of the kids snap and kills every student in attendance... all 300 of them. Students vary from the typical alcoholic city slickers to beach nut chewing cowboys. There is very little female potential at this school.
dude 1 - hey man aren't you the kid from Southern Wells?

dude 2 - what the hell is a Southern Wells? I'm from Bluffton.

Shitstick 

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.
Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.
Shitstick by Dan VK December 12, 2003

Don’t pepper my jelly 

Slang way of (playfully or seriously) saying “if you keep it up you’re gonna make me upset”
I.E. Don’t test my limits
Don’t piss me off
Don’t add fuel to the fire
A friend is being rude about you having a good time and they keep trying to bring down your vibe by making you angry

“Don’t salt my jam and don’t pepper my jelly”
(Don’t burst my bubble and don't test me”)

“Quit peppering my jelly”
(You’re pissing me off)

puppy toss 

One of the most atrocious and affecting YouTube videos that shows the brutality of war and what it does to our soldiers. The completely crazy situation in Iraq during the war makes sadists out of our own American soldiers, as evidenced by this video in which a U.S. soldiers delightfully holds a puppy by the scruff of the neck and proceeds to throw it with all his strength. Even a fellow soldier comments that the action was mean-spirited, but the guilty soldier says it's not.
The "puppy toss" is the must publicized example on YouTube, but there are other videos in which U.S. soldiers shoot dogs just for fun after having already killed the dogs' owners. True, the owners may have been terrorists, but the dogs have done nothing to deserve death.
puppy toss by aokjunebug91 March 6, 2008
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