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gyaithrnbibymfa 

stands for:get your ass in the house right now before i beat your mother fucking ass
im so mad her gyaithrnbibymfa
A passionate man, of culture. Very smart, and handsome, in his own devious way. Loves the finer things in life, like art, film, and music. He might come off a little strong, but that's only because he isn't afraid of society and it's cruel judgements. When you meet a Cainan, he's a real keeper.
Person 1: What's that croud about?
Person 2: Oh, they're just crouding around Cainan. I wonder what shit he's got himself into now..
Cainan by KILLMEGOD September 20, 2018
VERB

THE ACT OF EJACULATING UNBELIEVABLE MASSIVE VOLUMES OF JIZZ ALL OVER THE PLACE WILDLY AND SURPRISINGLY TO BOTH THE ONE SPERNIN, AND THE ONES BEING SPERNED ON
WHEN I FINALLY EJACULATED MY WIFE EXCLAMED, OH MY GOD BABE YOUR SPERNIN ALL ON ME WTF, AND I OPENED MY EYES AND SHE WAS COVERED HEAD TO TOE BY ALL OF MY SPERN.
SPERNIN by AXXLEROD June 21, 2020
Executive producer of the live-feed reality show known as “The Universe.” “The Universe” consists mostly of empty space with an occasional star, wherein nuclear fusion produces heavier elements that can bond to each other and form planets. Once planets are pieced together from these elements, the elements can form amino acids capable of developing into microbial life that, over billions of years, evolve into sentient creatures. For God, the amusement of viewing “The Universe” is the point at which each planet evolves semi-intelligent entities capable of questioning the meaning of their existence. These entities, due to their desire to resolve these questions in a limited amount of time with a limited amount of information, are forced to answer these questions in haste. Such haste gives birth to a wide array of ill-conceived religions, each claiming a monopoly on the ultimate truth, which inevitably leads to conflicts with members of other religious ideologies that developed in a different spatiotemporal locale. These conflicts arise at different times throughout the cosmos due to widely varying onsets of planet formation and evolutionary development, allowing God to view a continuous stream of addictive programming once the first form of semi-intelligent life has developed. Upon the expiration of each participant’s biological contract, God transfers the participant’s soul to an ethereal location and greets them with several megatons of high-grade cosmic marijuana. Once stoned, participants are joined with both friends and enemies and invited to view the ultimate blooper reel from “The Universe.” This compilation will feature the most absurd conflicts that have arisen on planets throughout the cosmos, showcasing the utter insanity of social, political, and religious institutions.
God.
God by [he who cannot be named] January 10, 2009
Noun - Crystal methamphetamine.

While 'bezzle' has long been a term in the East for oral sex, in Akron (particularly the Middlebury and Laird neighborhoods), 'bezzle' has come to mean meth. This definition has only come into use over the past two years, and although origins are unclear, it is thought the name came about from the method that an alarmingly high number of both women and men (see Grace Park) use to obtain the drug.

See also: crystal,meth,speed
I think Liz is on with the bezzle, but she's out of grass.
Bezzle by KarlFaust August 18, 2004

FreePeche 

FreePeche started when peche killed his school mates and started smoking. His stupid cousin said that it’s all fake but still peche went to jail
FreePeche
FreePeche is goat
FreePeche by FreePeche September 15, 2020