Abused Monkey

When a transgender man (now girl) sucks dick while fucking someone, with his dick.
Feels amazing, but is counted as being homosexual.

Trans: I just tried Abused Monkey with my BF , it felt amazing.
BF: I loved it and i cummed.
Trans: I loved sucking him.
BF: And i loved how you rid me.

Abused Monkey by Zenvia December 26, 2016

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lil' danby

The smallest of the danbys. A weaksauce microwave sold at Walmart.

Why won't this fit in the lil' danby?! I was told this would fit burritos.

lil' danby by Hot Dog Holthe September 11, 2010

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cyvonne

Cyvonne is an independent woman who is an amazing friend she is loyal and caring she has a fat ass and you should be lucky to be her boyfriend she's also nice. Well she nice when she wants to be.

Girl#1.shes so nice
Girl#2.that bitch evil
Cyvonne. Ikr

cyvonne by Unknown........ May 3, 2018

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Dale Earnhardt

the gretest, most talanted driver ever to get behind the wheel of a car in the history of cars and racing. Drove the black number 3 Goodwrench Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing. Known as "The Intimidator" for his agressive apperance and driving style. One of only 2 NASCAR drivers in history to win 7 NASCAR winston/nextel cup championships, the other being Richard Petty. Dale was the definitive american badass. In February 2001, his life was tragically ended early by a fatal crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500.

All you fuckers writing disrespectful definitions about Dale Earnhardt should get a fucking life. You wont ever be as sucessful in anything as Earnhardt was at everything in life.

Dale Earnhardt by 3earnhardtforever3 August 19, 2007

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Cooked

Cooked; Adjective: A word used to describe severe, ruthless or excessive punishment; Or
it can also be used to describe an individual who is suffering greatly while exercising.

Sam: "Did you see how ISIS cut those peoples' heads off?!"
Buck: "Yea they're Savages. I'm telling you they're gonna get cooked by God when they get to Hell."
Exercise Example:
Sam: "Dude, Jeremy got cooked when we were running up that hill."
Buck: "Yeah cuz that hill is Jerry Rice status. "

Cooked by cortez7 October 13, 2016