Two Dudes One Toilet

When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.

"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"

Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.

Two Dudes One Toilet by Drunken Bastard June 21, 2021

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Adrien

A fat ugly, flightless, piece of shit with a small penis and boobs the size of new york

Dam that dude is such an adrien

Adrien by RXV251 February 7, 2017

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Trophy Baby

When a celebrity adopts a baby from an impoverished country.

Much like a trophy wife or husband, this baby is usually a symbol of status. And like the other spouse in the relationship, the purpose of the parent is to provide money and luxurious goods.

Me: Dude, Brangelina have a plethora of Trophy Babies!

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Jack: Who is that cute black kid Madonna is holding?
Jill: OHEMGEE, THAT'S HER NEW TROPHY BABY!

Trophy Baby by Yumlicious_RKFO April 24, 2010

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Illegal Lego Building Techniques

When You Build Legos Wrong And The Cops Get Called On You.

I Got Arrested Last Night For Doing Illegal Lego Building Techniques By Putting A 2/4 Lego plate in between The Studs of an 2/6 Lego plate.

Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I’m So Screwed.

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!

Illegal Lego Building Techniques by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022