A person who has been playing a computer for more then three years and is still a noob at it. 75% of the time, ulti-noobs will neva become good enough to be even a regular noob.
George: Rei, your such an ulti-noob, you've been playing this game for six years and your still crap.
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?
A Maisan is a girl who tends to have a juicy booty. She is also extremely picky but if you're lucky enough to land her then you will have the time of your life.
"woah that girl has such a nice ass" "oh yea thats just Maisan"