A turd that is pointy on one end and fluffs out at the other end. Should be left "on display" for all to see.

1. An induvidual who specialises in the procurment of illict produce, and characterised by the devotion to the concept of minimal profit for maximal effort. Often associated with degen types.

esui is god esui is life esui got lots of skills and is truley amazing you should be glad to have a an esui in your life

Also, it means funny cat in Filipino or Tagalog...

An act in witch someone "creams" on someones dingleberrys

Usually a beautiful hispanic girl who is happy and makes others happy. She's very protective of her loved ones. She's smart and quite the flirt. She's may come across as timid but, don't let that fool you. Not to mention she's very trustworthy and people always seem to go to her when they need help. She may be sad a few times, but just tell her how much she means to you and you'll make her day! She's one of a kind and she can come across shy and sensitive. She's quite funny and has a cute laugh. She's always putting out a beautiful smile and making others happy. She's always in a positive mood and beautiful. She's also artistic and creative. If you're lucky enough to have an Asucena in your life, make sure to always keep her happy and love and care for her. She's the definition of perfection.