Pole Searching

Similar to soul searching, except a young male does so with his penis. Involves having sexual intercourse with many, many different and interesting women with the goal of young man discovering his likes and dislikes concerning the opposite sex.

After ten long, audacious years of pole searching, Joe finally concluded that he found overweight, middle-aged women the most enjoyable company.

Pole Searching by furloaf December 19, 2011

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s'wang

female ejaculation in partner's mouth.

"girlfriend, I s'wang in mah mang's mouth"

in songs, it should be repeated: "s'wang, s'wang"

s'wang by jelena and ashley January 14, 2006

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Hump-Catting

The act of thrusting your hips forward and "blasting" a rainbow-colored leopard from your chest. Hump-Catting can only be performed after having drunk a Powerthirst energy drink.

Similar to Bear-Blasting.

THINK FAST DOUCHE-FAG! Powerthirst now comes in DOVE!

(AAAHHHGG!!)

HUMP-CATTING!! Similar to BEAR-BLASTING!

Hump-Catting by damawesome March 5, 2009