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crimson rhapsody 

The act of performing sexual penetration in a woman's vagina at the precise time she's having a period.
"We were fucking but she was on her period..."
"Damn, dude, and then what?"
"Duh, i did a crimson rhapsody on that pussy!"

camping in alaska 

“smoke benadryl out the taki bro it’s called camping in alaska

Ring Dinging 

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.
Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
Ring Dinging by KingLucifer January 17, 2021

Philpotting 

To leave behind your douchebag lifestyle and travel Europe as a homeless vagrant stealing wifi and electricity to charge your smart phone.
Guy 1: hey man I havnt seen Gareth in a while, what's he upto?

Guy:2 Man didn't you hear? He's gone philpotting!

Guy 1: Douche.
Philpotting by Adolf32 November 6, 2012

UnrealQueer 

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UnrealQueer by Yo Mama September 18, 2003
Noun
weird vegetable that looks like a tree
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Broccoli by naturally idiotic April 19, 2024